Hostage Life




  • Fuck, I Hope You're Not Pregnant Or Hey, So You Think A Vasectomy Is Covered By My Health Insurance?
  • This Song Was Written By Committee Or We Simply Feed These Figures Into The Melodiotron And, Voila, An Instant Hit
  • How To Die With A Smile i) Determine Whether Or Not You Wish To Depart ii) Set Date iii) Find An Exit Buddy
  • Sons Of Hostage Life Or This Name Tag Reads "Fuck You
  • Hostage Life's Legally Distinct Cola Commercial Or You're Stupid And You're Gross But If You Drink This Someone Might Actually Love You
  • We Will Make You Crawl Or Just Pretend That Your Lips Are Stitched, And Let Us Do The Thinking
  • Securing My Seat (On The Hostage Life Board Of Directors) Or "Is That Blood On Your Collar?" "No, It's Lipstick, I Swear
  • Hell Awaits Hostage Life Or The Virgin Mary's Immaculate DP
  • Hostage Life Are Fucking Alive And Well Or Paul Miller's Armada Featuring Eric Gaudet
  • Carbon Heart Radio Or $80 Haircut
  • The Quietest Mutiny Or Dear Leader
  • The Last Superman Or Fall Of The Ubermensch
  • Of Shotguns And Pleasure Wands Or A Sincere Tip Of The Hat To That Cocksucker Lenny Bruce
  • When I Get Cancer Or Fuck It, Just Cut Out All The Parts Of Me That Have Stopped Working




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